Hey how’s everybody doing? My name is Bilbo Baggins. I assume you all wander why I posted this add on the newspaper. Well to be honest now, I really need a date! I started thinking that I won’t be able to have a date until I died; I said a big NO to myself, that wont happened I assumed. My interests are mountaineering (I am very good at that) and well my list interest is fighting with Goblins and those entire living things. I want my future girl to be fair-haired (blond) with no plastic surgeries (anywhere in her body)!! The big thing I want from her is to make good foods, because FOOD is what I live for. Thank you for your attention. Please contact me.
Phone Number: (555)-7526
Address: Somewhere in the middle of the Earth
E-mail: bagginsloveyou@hobbit.com
