Thursday, March 12, 2009



Twister

Hi, my name is Knot Slip. My job is to study weather, particularly tornados. My dream is to run after a tornado and go in the middle of it, and if I die I’ll die for my job. They won’t cry for me, they’ll be proud of me. I’ve been working for this machine for 5 years. I hope it works. Recently my assistant told me that a tornado will take place in Iowa. I told him that this is the day I’ll run after a tornado.

I prepared my things: a machine I’ve made with some small balls inside it so it can record the tornados speed and stuff. As I was passing with my car I’ve heard a song from a live concert that was taking place in Iowa. The only thing I heard was “If you’re 555 then I’m 666”. And I said to me “People are getting weirder and weirder every year”. The tornado! I saw the forming of a tornado; I was running 170 km an hour to chase it. When I got closed to it I jumped into the tornado with my machine. The last thing I saw in my eyes was my wife turning around the tornado..That was the end of my life, my career..

Thursday, March 5, 2009

Asian Religion


Mouslims are praying to Allah. They're praying in a mosque. They go praying five times a daily.